If You Aren't Buying A Flamethrower For 500 Bucks, You're An IDIOT
Listen its no secret I’m not an Elon Musk fan. That guy over-promises and under-delivers all day every day. People act likes hes the first person to invent a fast car or something. But apparently in between promising that he was going to make time travel possible and predicting he was going to cure cancer, he has been spending his days making something thats actually useful. A fucking flamethrower. For just 500 bucks. Thats a night out on the town. Thats a cheap suit. 500 bucks for a goddam Super Soaker with FIRE. Fire is the most important discovery of all time and now you can control massive amounts of it in a gun, no problem. Its most certainly the most cost effective flamethrower I’ve ever come across, and I wont hear otherwise.
He’s only selling 20,000 of them. Already sold half.
Whats crazy is there is still 50% available! Who the fuck is NOT buying a flamethrower for 500 dollars? I dropped 500 bucks for some shitty Big Baller shoes, a fire gun was a no brainer. If you thought I was gonna miss this shit you’re fucking CRAZY.
